Clearly the TMNT toy line’s designers were like, “Fuck it, some kid will buy it.”
April, the Ravishing Reporter
By the looks of this toy, it should have been called “Friday Night at the Club April,” ‘cause it doesn’t look like she is doing any type of reporting. The toy also came with such sexist weapons as "Makeup Brush Battle Bo," "Katana Blade Curling Iron," and a "Lipstick Nunchaku."
Bonus: You could also remove her skirt, which I am sure pre-pubescent boys loved.