Rabu, 24 September 2014

The Definitive Ranking Of Root Vegetables

Tuber time!


Kohlrabi


Kohlrabi


This stuff is terrible. It just waves its creepy little arms at you and tastes like nothing no matter what you do to it. I can already hear the kohlrabi lobby whining about how it's "not technically a root." Not important; what matters here is that kohlrabi needs to be put in its place, which is at the bottom of a list.


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Cassava


Cassava


Look, I have EYES. I can tell this is not a vegetable. This is a small piece of tree.


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Horseradish


Horseradish


The fact that humans found something that a) looks like a mummy's dong and b) tastes like spicy sawdust and were like WOW LET'S EAT IT really perfectly encapsulates the problem with humans.


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Turnips


Turnips


For a vegetable whose name is only one letter away from "turn up," I would expect this to be a LOT more fun.


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