That’s right: Bacon sucks!
Real talk, yo: It's time we discuss about a serious problem that has been plaguing our society for far too long. I'm talking about the over-appreciation of this:
Bacon a.k.a. the most overrated food item ever a.k.a. something reserved for ridiculously basic meat lovers, like those who say "OMG! BACON IS MY LIFE! I'M SO UNORIGINAL!!!"
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If you love bacon, that's cool. But I'm here to inform you that you're wrong.
That's right. You're wrong as a mofo.
But you know what is great? You know what kicks bacon's ass any day of the week? This:
Sausages... breakfast sausages... are the embodiment of a morning orgasm.
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(Ham lovers, go sit down at the kiddy table. Adults are talking).