Thankfully, there’s a Shiba Sommelier tumblr for all of your wine and dog needs.
"I first heard of this tarty pinot greeeege like five years ago, but I'm glad you're discovering it now."
"Take your thyme drinking this wine. Heheheh, get it?"
"Though you may be used to your cherries on top of sundaes, but I prefer mine in this Brunello di Montalcino."
"Sharing this wine with a friend, because I believe in charity. It's good for the skin."