Food is meant to be swallowed, not heard.
ALERT ALERT. A problem has plagued humanity for far too long. It affects us all, and is blind to race, age, and gender, even if you are Beyoncé. What are we talking about? LOUD CHEWERS.
Where do we even begin with loud chewers? How about how when you're eating, all you want to do is enjoy some goddamn peace and quiet.
Like, mealtime is PRECIOUS. Who wants to be bothered by ANY sort of noise, let alone someone chewing?