And it’s not even my birthday.
Excuse me, no. This is a serious and reprehensible crime against all baked goods.
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Black Forest Cake
Chocolate cake: Delicious.
Chocolate cake with cherries: R.I.P., DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CAKE.
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Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
Maraschino cherries are basically out to destroy the good name of cake. See all of the above.
Angel Food Cake
The first time you have angel food cake:
"Ooooh, ANGEL food cake, it must be a heavenly delight!"
*Puts cake in mouth*
"Why am I eating a dish sponge???"
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