Bubbles or GTFO.
Ladies and gentlemen of the internet: It's time we had real recognize real. When it comes to quenching your literal thirst, there's only one way to go: SPARKLING WATER.
Sparkling water aka mineral water aka fizzy water aka soda water aka club soda aka seltzer is like regular water, except BETTER. Why? Because it's got BUBBLES.
And bubbles just make everything taste better. It's science*.
*OK, debatable. But you know I'm right.
Regular H2O is pretty cool, LBH. I mean, without it, we would all die. That much is true. But if all you are drinking is regular water... YOU NEED TO UPGRADE YOUR LIFE.